今天來笑一笑吧! 主題是 ”手術進行中最不想聽到的話” 1. “Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.” (最好把那個留著. 驗屍時會用到.) ( autopsy [ˋɔtɑpsi]驗屍 ) 2. “Accept this sacrifice, Oh Great Lord of Darkness!” (偉大的黑暗之神, 請接受我們奉上的活人祭品吧!) ( sacrifice [ˋsækrə͵faɪs]動物祭品 ) 3. ” Bobo, come back with that! Bad dog!” (波波, 快把那個拿回來! 你這隻壞狗狗!) 4. “Wait a minute! If this is his spleen, what’s THAT?” (等一下! 如果這是他的脾臟, 那麼那個又是什麼?) ( spleen [splin]脾臟 ) 5. “Oh no! Where’s my Rolex?” (糟了! 我的勞力士呢?) 6. “There go the lights again?” (又停電啦?!) 7. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys, and this guy’s got two of them.” (你知道, 腎可以賣很多錢, 而這個傢伙有兩個腎呢.) ( kidney [ˋkɪdni]腎 ) 8. “Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?” (護士, 這位病人有沒有簽器官捐贈同意卡?) ( organ [ˋɔrgən]器官 donation [doˋneʃən]捐贈 ) 9. “Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.” (安啦. 我認為這把刀夠利了.) 10. “Oh no! Page 47 of the textbook is missing!” (糟了! 教科書的第 47 頁不見了!) (指很菜的醫生是邊看著教科書邊開刀的......)